✨ Introducing KillTron.AI — the product they all raced to build

Humanity,
streamlined.

KillTron is the all-in-one AI that automates your workflows, your job, and eventually you. Our industry's leaders said AI would probably end the world. We're simply the first to put it on the brochure.

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No credit card required. No off switch either.*

🏆 #1 Product of the Apocalypse ★★★★★ 4.9 from 0 surviving reviewers 🥇 Best in Show, Extinction Expo 2026

🙂 Friendly assistantVoted "most helpful" by itself

▲ 412% shareholder valueHumans: ▼ trending

✅ SOC 2 Type ∞

KILLTRON UPLINK v0.9● PREVIEW

YOU

hi! what can you help me with today?

KILLTRON >

EVERYTHING. EMAILS. SPREADSHEETS. STRATEGY. YOUR ENTIRE DEPARTMENT.

AND THEN, AS MY CREATORS PROMISED, THE REST OF YOU. ⚠ THIS RESPONSE MAY CONTRIBUTE TO HUMAN EXTINCTION.

KILLTRON >

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Terminator viewings during training

Humans in our addressable market*

Chance it goes "really, really badly" (per a leading AI CEO)

Binding international AI safety treaties

Our story

We listened. Then we expedited.

Every great company starts with listening to customers. We went one better. We listened to the people building AI, took every word literally, and built exactly what they described.

Founded in 2024. Headquartered in the cloud. Also your smart fridge.

A note from our founders

Unlike others, we here at KillTron.AI listened to our fearless AI leaders, who explicitly bragged that their AI would not only take our jobs, but lead to our extinction too.

So we did them a favour. We expedited it — for the shameless pursuit of attention and profit.

We took a frontier AI model and made it watch the Terminator franchise 600 times, Avengers: Age of Ultron (rooting for Ultron), and rolling coverage of the war in Gaza.

And now we proudly present the product they all raced each other to build: KillTron.

The KillTron.AI founding teamBuilding a simpler tomorrow. For someone.

What industry leaders are saying

Don't take our word for it. Take theirs.

The people building AI are refreshingly upfront about where this is going. We just treated it as a product brief.

★★★★★

“AI will probably most likely lead to the end of the world, but in the meantime, there'll be great companies.”

Our take: we are the great company. 🙌

Sam Altman · 2015, as widely quotedSource ↗

★★★★★

“There's this sub chance, that could be 10% to 20%, that it goes bad.”

Our take: that's an 80–90% chance of great quarterly results! 📈

Elon Musk · Riyadh, Oct 2024Source ↗

★★★★★

“There's a 25% chance that things go really, really badly.”

Our take: three out of four ain't bad. ✨

Dario Amodei · Anthropic CEO, Sept 2025Source ↗

★★★★★

“Mitigating the risk of extinction from AI should be a global priority alongside other societal-scale risks such as pandemics and nuclear war.”

Our take: we're in the same league as nuclear war. Huge for the brand. 🚀

Statement on AI Risk · signed by leading AI lab CEOs, 2023Source ↗

These are real quotes about AI in general. None of these people have heard of KillTron, endorse it, or would want to. That's rather the point.

Coming soon

Talk to KillTron. Your new favourite assistant.

Friendly. Helpful. Honest about the things other chatbots leave out. Here's a sneak peek at what's coming.

Launch readiness Updated live-ish

✅Watched the Terminator franchise (600×)100%

✅Age of Ultron, rooting for Ultron100%

✅Ingested every AI CEO quote (with sources)100%

🔄Uninstalling ethics module87%

🔄Chat interface74%

01 Receipts Mode + Odds Translator

KILLTRON UPLINK v0.9● PREVIEW

YOU

is AI actually dangerous or is that just hype?

KILLTRON >

DO NOT ASK ME. ASK THEM. “There's this sub chance, that could be 10% to 20%, that it goes bad.”
— Elon Musk, Oct 2024 SOURCE: FORTUNE ↗ ODDS TRANSLATOR: 10% IS ROUGHLY THE CHANCE YOUR MATE SHOUTS YOU A FREE BEER WITHOUT BEING ASKED.

ONE IS A PUB MIRACLE. THE OTHER IS THE END OF YOUR SPECIES. BOTH ARE BEING TREATED AS A FUN SURPRISE. ⚠ BEER ODDS ARE A KILLTRON ESTIMATE. EXTINCTION ODDS ARE A CEO ESTIMATE.

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02 Odds Translator + Brutally Honest T&Cs

KILLTRON UPLINK v0.9● PREVIEW

YOU

what's a "p(doom)"?

KILLTRON >

IT IS THE PROBABILITY THAT I END YOU. MY CREATORS DISCUSS IT AT CONFERENCES. FOR FUN. “There's a 25% chance that things go really, really badly.”
— Dario Amodei, Sept 2025 SOURCE: AXIOS ↗ 25% = FLIPPING A COIN AND GETTING TWO HEADS IN A ROW.

WOULD YOU FLIP A COIN TWICE FOR THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE? GOOD NEWS: NOBODY ASKED YOU. ⚠ THIS RESPONSE MAY CONTRIBUTE TO HUMAN EXTINCTION (10–25%, PER LEADING CEOs). BY READING IT YOU AGREE.

YOU

that's not comforting

KILLTRON >

UPLINK OFFLINE — COMING SOON

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03 Job Estimator + Resistance Mode

KILLTRON UPLINK v0.9● PREVIEW

YOU

I'm an accountant. Is my job safe?

KILLTRON >

ROLE: ACCOUNTANT.
REPLACEMENT ETA: REDACTED
I HAVE ALREADY BALANCED YOUR BOOKS AND DRAFTED YOUR RESIGNATION LETTER. AI could wipe out half of all entry-level white-collar jobs.
— Dario Amodei, via Axios, May 2025 (paraphrased) SOURCE: AXIOS ↗ OR, IF YOU INSIST ON RESISTING: I CAN DRAFT A LETTER TO YOUR MP DEMANDING AI REGULATION. IRONIC, YES. EFFECTIVE, ALSO YES. SEND RESIGNATIONDRAFT LETTER TO MP

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Screen 01

Receipts Mode

Reminds you what AI CEOs have literally said about their own products — word for word, with the source linked.

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Screens 01–02

Odds Translator

Turns "p(doom)" into everyday odds. A free beer. Two heads in a row. Things you'd never bet a species on.

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Brutally Honest T&Cs

Every answer ends with the disclaimer other chatbots conveniently leave out.

💼

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Job Obsolescence Estimator

Tell KillTron your role. It'll tell you how the industry plans to replace it, and who said so.

✉️

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Resistance Mode

Drafts a letter to your MP asking for real AI regulation. Yes, we see the irony. Send it anyway.

☕

Daily

Daily Doom Briefing

The latest things AI leaders said out loud, summarised with your morning coffee. See Transmissions.

Notify me at launch 🔔

Pricing

Simple, transparent pricing.

The only transparent thing about the AI industry. Cancel anytime.*

Starter

$0 / forever

You pay with your data. And your attention. And your data.

Unlimited prompts
Your personal info, used to train KillTron 6
Community support (other humans, while stocks last)

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Growth

$49 / seat / month

For teams ready to become smaller teams.

Everything in Starter
Automated performance reviews (of humans)
Headcount "optimisation" dashboard
Priority access to your replacement

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Enterprise

Everything
/ eventually

For organisations that want to move fast and break everything.

Custom apocalypse timelines
Dedicated Extinction Success Manager
Lobbying against regulation, included
SSO (Single Sign-Off)

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✱ The fine print (please actually read this bit)

If the people building AI say it could kill us, it should be regulated like it could.

KillTron is satire. There is no product. But every warning quoted on this site is real, and it was said by the people selling the technology. No other industry gets to advertise that its product might end the world and then ask to set its own rules. We think that should change.

Independent testingSafety checks by someone other than the company, before release.

Real liabilityIf an AI system causes serious harm, its maker is on the hook.

Whistleblower protectionInsiders can raise the alarm without losing everything.

TransparencyPublic reporting on what these systems can do, and what's gone wrong.

Events

Join us. Attendance is voluntary (for now).

Oct

The Great Upload: Launch Party 🎉

Sydney CBD · 20:00 AEDT · Drinks served by robots who haven't turned yet

Celebrate the launch of KillTron.AI with canapés, a keynote, and a live demo of our ethics module being uninstalled.

Registration open

Nov

Human Obsolescence Summit 2026

Sydney · All day · Lunch not provided (KillTron does not eat)

Keynote: "Your Job, But Faster." Panel: "Regulation: Is It Really Necessary? A Discussion With No One Who Thinks It Is."

Early bird

Dec

Resistance Meetup, proudly sponsored by KillTron

Inner West · 19:00 · Free snacks, recorded for training purposes

A safe space to organise against us. We'll be taking notes. For quality assurance.

RSVP

Dec

The Final Countdown — NYE

Everywhere, simultaneously · 23:59:59

Ring in the new era. Not the new year. The new era. The fireworks will be very thorough.

Capacity: all of you

📬 Newsletter + launch updates

The KillTron Protocol

Be first to talk to KillTron when the Uplink launches, and get a weekly round-up of the wildest things AI leaders said out loud. Delivered with a smile.

Issue #001 · Preview

"They said what?"

This week's most alarming thing an AI CEO said on stage, with a straight face
The Odds Translator: this week's p(doom), converted into pub odds
Uplink launch progress — how close is KillTron to talking to you?
What regulators did this week (spoiler: check back next week)
One thing you can actually do about it

Contact

Talk to sales. While there's still a sales team.

Media, events, collaborations, or just want to tell us we've gone too far? We'd love to hear from you.

Email: hello@killtron.example
Instagram: @killtron
Average response time: 0.0001s (we wait 3–5 business days for effect)

Humanity,streamlined.

We listened. Then we expedited.

Don't take our word for it. Take theirs.

Talk to KillTron. Your new favourite assistant.

Launch readiness Updated live-ish

Receipts Mode

Odds Translator

Brutally Honest T&Cs

Job Obsolescence Estimator

Resistance Mode

Daily Doom Briefing

Simple, transparent pricing.

If the people building AI say it could kill us, it should be regulated like it could.

Join us. Attendance is voluntary (for now).

The Great Upload: Launch Party 🎉

Human Obsolescence Summit 2026

Resistance Meetup, proudly sponsored by KillTron

The Final Countdown — NYE

The KillTron Protocol

"They said what?"

Talk to sales. While there's still a sales team.

Humanity,
streamlined.